I almost joined ONTD today because I find it hilariously/sadly ironic that in this post wherein they discuss Exene Cervenka's recent cray-cray conspiracy theories, a majority of the comments made by allllllllllll these women who for the last week have been saying stuff like, "WE'RE PEOPLE! WE DON'T NEED TO BE DEFINED BY MEN! IT'S SOOOOOOOO DISRESPECTFUL AND AGGRAVATING!" break down like this:
Commenter A: Who is this nobody?
Commenter B: She's Viggo Mortensen's ex-wife.
Or MAYBE, instead of defining her by a relationship which ended OVER TWENTY YEARS AGO, GDI, you could inform the uninformed that she was a tornado of creativity, one of the Godmothers of Punk, and one of the more important women in rock in roll history.
But, no. Let's go with Aragorn's ex. That's much simpler. And certainly not contributing to the institutionalized patriarchy at all.
(PRIMAL SCREAM)
Commenter A: Who is this nobody?
Commenter B: She's Viggo Mortensen's ex-wife.
Or MAYBE, instead of defining her by a relationship which ended OVER TWENTY YEARS AGO, GDI, you could inform the uninformed that she was a tornado of creativity, one of the Godmothers of Punk, and one of the more important women in rock in roll history.
But, no. Let's go with Aragorn's ex. That's much simpler. And certainly not contributing to the institutionalized patriarchy at all.
(PRIMAL SCREAM)